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[mbennett]

I love Kyle's this week:
http://www.nascar.com/2008/news/feat...ona/index.html

Kyle Busch
The only thing going through my head while watching that was "My name is Juan Montoya! You wrecked my racecar! Prepare to crash!"

[Busch Babe 699]

LMAO!!!!! I LOVED that movie....THAT'S hilarious!!!!!

[Busch Babe 699]

Add this list to it. Too funny!!

Top Ten Ways NASCAR Should Punish Juablo For Spinning Vyle Busch

Author’s note: Today’s Top Ten is a compilation written by myself AND a number of the fine, if sometimes just not quite right, members of our Frontstretch Forums family. Yes, this family puts the “fun” in “dysfunctional!” We encourage you to join our fast-growing communirty, as we always enjoy new people to play with, so to speak!

10. Two lap penalty for “rough, but extremely funny and satisfying” driving.

9. With the whole “Mo” lawsuit going on, you can’t punish the only living symbol of NASCAR “diversity!”


Vyle Busch, beware! Juablo is looking for you…

8. Make him run The Coke Zero 400 at Daytona without fenders on his car.

7. Have him write a handwritten apology to every single Kyle Busch fan and pay for postage…wait a minute…that’s no punishment!

6. Require Juan to hand write a personal note to every single driver, owner, and fan who has thanked him. That should make him think twice next time!

5. Start limiting the amount of “social time” he is spending with Jimmy Spencer.

4. Punishment for what? He did nothing wrong!

3. Make Juan Pablo count all the profits Brian France will realize from
JPM rivalries with other drivers.

2. During the remainder of the 2008 season, require him to put his arm around Kyle Busch’s shoulder and repeat, “Say hello to my little friend,” for a new series of NASCAR promotional commercials.

1. Award him 100 Bonus Points for “actions detrimental to Kyle Busch!”

[speedfan]

Most of this week's weren't as funny as they have been lately, but I still laughed at Greg's

Greg Biffle
Another speeding ticket? Greg's insurance rates are going to go through the roof.


and Dale Jr's was just obvious


Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Jamie McMurray: "I never saw the 88 until I hit him." It's obvious Junior never saw it coming, either.

[Arebin]

Matt's was good.

After New Hampshire, Matt's stats sound like a sci-fi movie: "2001 (Points): A Chase Odyssey."

[Rookie99fan]

Thanks for posting the "top ten" - it's great!

[JonesJ]

LOL these were both great I like the handwritten notes one myself